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Els Yokais: Podcast

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Casteando Toca World al proyector

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Gopher tuna!!
Bring more tuna!!
Statue of big dog with fleas!
Some men like cheese
Hot temperate cheese
Green chalk can taste like
HIPPIES
You caught two rocks
Pet two cool rats
You don’t get cheese or chicken
Play chess all day
Hold his sock tip
She sold me good hot chicken
Saucy hot peas
Get me COD please
Rock talk to boy who believes
Suck juice from moose
Fun handsome goose
Cement pizza noobie please!
Open bra top
Get him locked up
Leaky aquaritaries
Look there, fruit loop
Don’t sue Youtube!
They wrote the dictionary
Salsa cookies
Windmill Cookies
They gave you gonorrhea
This octopus
Let’s give him boots
Send him to North Korea
Ow, paper cut
Sandpaper, aah!
Potato soup and chicken
Go taste the dip
Made with cool whip
Make room for
Aaaaaaaaah
Piece of lovely cake!

O Fortuna
Velut luna
Statu variabilis
Semper crescis
Aut decrescis
Vita detestabilis
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Ludo mentis aciem,
Egestatem,
Potestatem,
Sors immanis
Et inanis,
Rota tu volubilis
Status malus
Vana salus
Semper dissolubilis
Obumbrata
Et velata
Michi quoque niteris
Nunc per ludum
Dorsum nudum
Fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
Et virtutis
Michi nunc contraria,
Est affectus
Et defectus
Semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
Sine mora
Corde pulsum tangite
Quod per sortem
Sternit fortem
Mecum omnes plangite

Oh fortuna
Como la luna
Cambiable
Siempre creciendo
O menguante
Vida odiosa
Ahora es dificil
Y luego calma
Fancy relajante
Pobreza,
Autorizado
Como el hielo.
Destino
y vacio
Rueda tu girando
Mal estado
Salvación vacía
Siempre soluble
Eclipsado
Y velado
Tu también me plagas
Ahora a través del juego
La espalda desnuda
Propongo tu culpa.
Destino de la salvación
Y virtud
Ahora me opongo
Esta afectado
El malestar
Siempre de guardia.
En esta hora
Sin retraso
Latidos del corazón
Eso es mucho
golpea fuerte
Todos lloran conmigo

[Receta] Galletas para perros

Advertencia: Esta receta no es de verdad

Ingredientes:

Media taza de salmón picado
Media taza de lomo en taquitos
Una taza de agua
Media taza de harina
Una cucharadita de levadura

Preparación:

Mezclar en salmón, el lomo y el agua en una trituradora y mezclarlo.
Guardar la mezcla.
Añadir la levadura y la harina a la mezcla.
Revolver hasta que quede una masa espesa.
Meter la mezcla en moldes.
Hornear.

Calabaza. Lápiz sobre papel #byJulia

«Homemade Pantonera» Acuarela sobre plato de papel #byJulia

Don’t kick people if you do not want them to die: A cautionary tale

A cautionary tale about Cartley and Matt, two friends who lived in the Alps and whose friendship ended after they got mad with each other.

No me cantes esa canción que no creo en la reencarnación y me da estrés

The man who sold the world (David Bowie)

We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn’t there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time agoOh no, not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the worldI laughed and shook hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
We walked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long, long time agoWho knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the worldWho knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the world