El mejor video de Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

Si el video de arriba no funciona, hacer click aquí (this is a bona fide backup for the BEST VIDEO IN THE INTERNET and probably the world)

Gopher tuna!!
Bring more tuna!!
Statue of big dog with fleas!

Some men like cheese

Hot temperate cheese
Green chalk can taste like
HIPPIES
You caught two rocks
Pet two cool rats
You don’t get cheese or chicken
Play chess all day
Hold his sock tip
She sold me good hot chicken
Saucy hot peas
Get me COD please
Rock talk to boy who believes
Suck juice from moose
Fun handsome goose
Cement pizza noobie please!
Open bra top
Get him locked up
Leaky aquaritaries
Look there, fruit loop
Don’t sue Youtube!
They wrote the dictionary
Salsa cookies
Windmill Cookies
They gave you gonorrhea
This octopus
Let’s give him boots
Send him to North Korea
Ow, paper cut
Sandpaper, aah!
Potato soup and chicken
Go taste the dip
Made with cool whip
Make room for
Aaaaaaaaah

Piece of lovely cake!

O Fortuna
Velut luna
Statu variabilis

Semper crescis
Aut decrescis
Vita detestabilis
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Ludo mentis aciem,
Egestatem,
Potestatem,
Sors immanis

Et inanis,
Rota tu volubilis
Status malus
Vana salus
Semper dissolubilis

Obumbrata
Et velata
Michi quoque niteris
Nunc per ludum
Dorsum nudum
Fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis
Et virtutis
Michi nunc contraria,
Est affectus
Et defectus
Semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
Sine mora
Corde pulsum tangite
Quod per sortem
Sternit fortem
Mecum omnes plangite

Oh fortuna
Como la luna
Cambiable
Siempre creciendo
O menguante
Vida odiosa
Ahora es dificil
Y luego calma
Fancy relajante
Pobreza,
Autorizado
Como el hielo.
Destino
y vacio
Rueda tu girando
Mal estado
Salvación vacía
Siempre soluble
Eclipsado
Y velado
Tu también me plagas
Ahora a través del juego
La espalda desnuda
Propongo tu culpa.
Destino de la salvación
Y virtud
Ahora me opongo
Esta afectado
El malestar
Siempre de guardia.
En esta hora
Sin retraso
Latidos del corazón
Eso es mucho
golpea fuerte
Todos lloran conmigo

[Receta] Galletas para perros

Advertencia: Esta receta no es de verdad

Ingredientes:

  • Media taza de salmón picado
  • Media taza de lomo en taquitos
  • Una taza de agua
  • Media taza de harina
  • Una cucharadita de levadura

Preparación:

  1. Mezclar en salmón, el lomo y el agua en una trituradora y mezclarlo.
  2. Guardar la mezcla.
  3. Añadir la levadura y la harina a la mezcla.
  4. Revolver hasta que quede una masa espesa.
  5. Meter la mezcla en moldes.
  6. Hornear.

No me cantes esa canción que no creo en la reencarnación y me da estrés

The man who sold the world (David Bowie)

We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn’t there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time agoOh no, not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the worldI laughed and shook hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
We walked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long, long time agoWho knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the worldWho knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the world

Billetes del mundo -Bill notes of the World

Hemos estado investigando el bote con billetes y monedas de los viajes que papá y mamá hacían.

We have been investigating the jar with all the notes and coins from my parents travels.

Swedish Crowns

Selma Lagerlöf
Femtio (50) Sverige Kronor – Jenny Lind (Opera Singer)
Ett Hundra (100) Sverige Kronor – Carl von Linné (Opera Singer)

Bugarian Levs – български лева

Paisius of Hilendar
Ivan Milev

Pesos Chilenos

Ignacio Carrera Pinto

Hravatska Kune – Kuna Croata

Juraj Dobrila

Pesos Argentinos

José de San Martín

…continuará (to be continued).